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bombing:

me: doc i’ve been taking this pill every day with water like you told me to but it’s a bit hard to swallow
doctor: sir that’s an egg
me: what the hell

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tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

Text 23 Mar 270,847 notes

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

Text 23 Mar 269,164 notes

stillstuckinthelabyrinth:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

This is something everyone needs to remember.

Photo 23 Mar 560,393 notes goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused


after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused

after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

Text 23 Mar 60,065 notes

pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

image

or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

Text 23 Mar 729,223 notes

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

Text 23 Mar 149,754 notes

bbygrrll:

i’m a delicate little fairy please do not raise your voice or say mean things to me bc i will burst into tears

Photo 8 Mar 230,451 notes eightsevenmusic:

Ain’t no party like a Microsoft paint party

eightsevenmusic:

Ain’t no party like a Microsoft paint party

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fionagoddess:

Idina Menzel & Kristen Bell  | 86th Annual Academy Awards (March 2, 2014)

(Source: fionagoddess)

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(Source: thepoptartlord)

Photo 2 Mar 790 notes letmusicsetyoufreee:

Taken from the Les Misérables Broadway Instagram [X]

letmusicsetyoufreee:

Taken from the Les Misérables Broadway Instagram [X]

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People make bad choices if they’re mad or scared or stressed
But throw a little love their way, and you’ll bring out their best

(Source: clarabosswins)


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